Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Anagramancy

Pharyngula: I have a new salary benchmark!

Bad Taste Warning: Skip this one if you're priggish.

The hidden mysteries I divine
by watching letters recombine
will show you truths and light your way.
(And don't I wish these tricks would pay!)

There's more than meets the eye, you'll grant,
for "COULTER ANN" is "NO CLUE RANT."
A game of chance this art is not,
for "COULTER ANN" is "UNCLEAN ROT."
Her name in history will go down
as a very useful "RECTAL NOUN."
And rumours of her studly front
are shown quite clearly: "NO REAL....

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