Tuesday, March 08, 2005

The Personality Test

Pharyngula: Personal Revelations

There once was a fellow who tested himself
(With one of those box-kits you get off the shelf)
For paranoid, schizoid, and manic disease,
(Those mental malfunctions one frequently sees.)
He anxiously watched for the strips to go red
(He always had felt a bit queer in the head.)
He trembled and footered and wriggled and shook,
He grimaced and shivered; he hardly dared look.
He screwed up his courage, but to his great gall
He'd no personality in him at all.


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