Tuesday, March 15, 2005

The [Rather Optimistic] Anti-Horoscope

Pharyngula: Berlinski Says He Is Not an Astrologer

No need to beware of the nutters;
There's a minus-ten chance of cuckoos.
There won't be a fly in your butter,
And nothing's concealed in your shoes.

It's not a dire day for the dog-track,
And Jupiter's not on the rise.
There's no-one out looking for payback;
You don't need to wear a disguise.

Your star's neither dim nor resplendent;
Your planets are not ill-aligned.
Your fate isn't Venus-dependent;
Indeed, your week should be just fine.


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