Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Really and Truly the Last Joke About Mr. Myers' Swift-Advancing Years

Pharyngula: Happy Birthday To Me

It is an Ancient Lecturer
And he stoppeth one of three:
"Your test was total gibberish--
I've given you a C.

"You've managed to misspell your name,
And didn't cross one T;
If only they made grades that low
You would have got a G."

And now, in the Immortal Words of Various Students from our local Elementary School,

Happy birthday to you,
Your bum is all blue.
You look like a monkey,
And you smell like one, too.


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