Gardy-ewwww!
Pharyngula: A Query from New Mexico
When Behe appears, best cover your ears,
and that goes for Dembski, too--
Lest sewage rain down and splatter your crown,
with nary a "Gardy-loo*!"
No need to eat mice to know they're not nice;
no need for a mud buffet--
When madmen come out to bellow and shout,
It's prudent to run away.
* Gardy-loo: Warning commonly shouted before emptying slops (the contents of a chamberpot, for instance) from a high window, derived from the French garde l'eau.
When Behe appears, best cover your ears,
and that goes for Dembski, too--
Lest sewage rain down and splatter your crown,
with nary a "Gardy-loo*!"
No need to eat mice to know they're not nice;
no need for a mud buffet--
When madmen come out to bellow and shout,
It's prudent to run away.
* Gardy-loo: Warning commonly shouted before emptying slops (the contents of a chamberpot, for instance) from a high window, derived from the French garde l'eau.
posted by PhaWRONGula at 2:42 PM
1 Comments:
Hi Ratty,
Great, quick poem, great photos. That can't be your garden. Maybe in New York.
Fred J
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