Zombie Lamb
Pharyngula: Bad Teachers
Mary had a zombie lamb
Made in her voodoo church,
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to lurch.
It followed her to school one day,
Its dread acts to conduct.
What happened there I cannot say:
This verse has been Kentucked.
Three blind guides,
See how they lead!
One played a teacher but cared for naught,
One drilled the lines that her preacher taught,
And granny took fright at creative thought;
That's three blind guides.
Baa, baa, blank sheet, did you learn at school?
Yes sir! Yes sir! Three good rules.
Lib'rals are evil; God will prevail;
And don't get creative or you'll end up in jail.
Mary had a zombie lamb
Made in her voodoo church,
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to lurch.
It followed her to school one day,
Its dread acts to conduct.
What happened there I cannot say:
This verse has been Kentucked.
Three blind guides,
See how they lead!
One played a teacher but cared for naught,
One drilled the lines that her preacher taught,
And granny took fright at creative thought;
That's three blind guides.
Baa, baa, blank sheet, did you learn at school?
Yes sir! Yes sir! Three good rules.
Lib'rals are evil; God will prevail;
And don't get creative or you'll end up in jail.
posted by Phunicular at 2:03 AM
1 Comments:
I am having a difficult time understanding the purpose of this blog. Are you for or against Pharyngula, or do you simply wish to write poetry having to do with the posts?
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