Dwarfs of Mystic Design
Pharyngula: Needs pygmies
We three Dwarfs of Mystic Design,
Deeply delve, quotations to mine,
Fortune telling, query quelling,
Vacuously divine.
O, Dwarfs with faith and Dwarfs with fight,
Dwarfs who'll make all learning rite,
Darkness dwelling, books bestselling,
We don't need no steenkin' light.
When we coached a Philippine judge,
Gave his thoughts a prescient nudge,
Why attack him? Why'd they sack him?
Obvious godless grudge.
O, Dwarfs with faith and Dwarfs with fight,
Dwarfs who'll make all learning rite,
Darkness dwelling, profit swelling,
We don't need no steenkin' light.
Long we fought to sweeten the schools
Soured by bitter Lemon-y rules;
Tasty panda propaganda
Couldn't persuade the fools.
O, Dwarfs with faith and Dwarfs with fight,
Dwarfs who'll make all learning rite,
Darkness dwelling, bullshit smelling,
We don't need no steenkin' light.
We three Dwarfs of Mystic Design,
Deeply delve, quotations to mine,
Fortune telling, query quelling,
Vacuously divine.
O, Dwarfs with faith and Dwarfs with fight,
Dwarfs who'll make all learning rite,
Darkness dwelling, books bestselling,
We don't need no steenkin' light.
When we coached a Philippine judge,
Gave his thoughts a prescient nudge,
Why attack him? Why'd they sack him?
Obvious godless grudge.
O, Dwarfs with faith and Dwarfs with fight,
Dwarfs who'll make all learning rite,
Darkness dwelling, profit swelling,
We don't need no steenkin' light.
Long we fought to sweeten the schools
Soured by bitter Lemon-y rules;
Tasty panda propaganda
Couldn't persuade the fools.
O, Dwarfs with faith and Dwarfs with fight,
Dwarfs who'll make all learning rite,
Darkness dwelling, bullshit smelling,
We don't need no steenkin' light.
posted by Phunicular at 9:33 AM
2 Comments:
You weren't sacked for your crazy belief,
Nor for calling the fall of your chief.
Your incompetence showed;
They said "Dude, hit the road!"
(If you comment again, make it brief.)
They said the dismissal was because of your:
- incompetence,
- bias shown in a court case, and
- criticism of court procedure.
You said it was because of your beliefs. Fine. Believe that if it helps you feel better about your delusions.
Now you claim that there was a political conspiracy to oust you. I give that no more credence than the existence of your imaginary friends.
Enough of the rambling comments and bulk quotes. There's absolutely no reason for any readers here to believe that you are who you say you are. Best of luck with your creative writing career. Promote it somewhere else.
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