Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Bloody Flexegesis

Pharyngula: God hates squid

Lexegete-flexegete,
Answers in Genesis
Claims that an octopus
Is not alive;

This is great news, 'cause their
Masturbiblationry
Lore will allow undead
Squid-men to thrive.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

One mark for using "lexegete" as part of the nonsense line, but two marks off because "Masturbiblationry" sounds too much like a noun.

Also, "Answers in Genesis" isn't a proper noun, it's an expletive.

10:17 PM  
Blogger garth2 said...

bloggerel doggerel

luvs it. i give points back on.

12:21 AM  
Blogger MissPrism said...

Pharyngula-wrongula's
Malacopoetry
Deftly eviscerates
Liars for Gods;

I, for one, welcome
Our overlord army
Of semi-inanimate
Cephalopods.

5:10 AM  
Blogger Phunicular said...

Markingly-snarkingly,
Untitled Commenter
notes that my pilfered ne-
ology blows,
then, quite perceptively,
anagrammatically,
sees swearing sins in the
name that I chose.


Shoringly-scoringly,
Garth (that's The Second Garth)
luvs the blog doggerel
versified here;
may he find freedom from
antienlightenment
fuckwitted fundies with
faith-funded fear.


Smartanly-tartanly,
Scottish Biologist
bravely doth protest her
love of the squid.
But in her confidence
could she be harboring
teuthidaphobia?
Cthulhu forbid!

6:02 AM  

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