God's Other Chosen People

Pharyngula: America, Return to God! and Don't blame me

America, Return to God!
Burn the witches, stone the gays,
Unsparingly apply the rod
Of discipline to wayward ways.

Ban the breast, the buttocks too,
And other shameful parts from view
For fear some poor defenseless child
Behold foul flesh and be defiled.

Sing prayers in school and make it plain
That Jesus is the one to trust
For strength when sinful drives of lust
Turn teens to moms. Abstain! Abstain!

Cast out the tinkerers of the gene
Who truck with what they oughtn't wot.
Allow the Lord to intervene,
To cure disease at whim (or not).

Why strive for peace in foreign lands
When Revelation's book demands
That Armageddon get the nod?
America, Return to God!