Bloody Flexegesis
Pharyngula: God hates squid
Lexegete-flexegete,
Answers in Genesis
Claims that an octopus
Is not alive;
This is great news, 'cause their
Masturbiblationry
Lore will allow undead
Squid-men to thrive.
Lexegete-flexegete,
Answers in Genesis
Claims that an octopus
Is not alive;
This is great news, 'cause their
Masturbiblationry
Lore will allow undead
Squid-men to thrive.
posted by Phunicular at 6:43 PM
4 Comments:
One mark for using "lexegete" as part of the nonsense line, but two marks off because "Masturbiblationry" sounds too much like a noun.
Also, "Answers in Genesis" isn't a proper noun, it's an expletive.
bloggerel doggerel
luvs it. i give points back on.
Pharyngula-wrongula's
Malacopoetry
Deftly eviscerates
Liars for Gods;
I, for one, welcome
Our overlord army
Of semi-inanimate
Cephalopods.
Markingly-snarkingly,
Untitled Commenter
notes that my pilfered ne-
ology blows,
then, quite perceptively,
anagrammatically,
sees swearing sins in the
name that I chose.
Shoringly-scoringly,
Garth (that's The Second Garth)
luvs the blog doggerel
versified here;
may he find freedom from
antienlightenment
fuckwitted fundies with
faith-funded fear.
Smartanly-tartanly,
Scottish Biologist
bravely doth protest her
love of the squid.
But in her confidence
could she be harboring
teuthidaphobia?
Cthulhu forbid!
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