Rhymes for the ID Nursery

Pharyngula: Dembski vs. Evo Devo, Wells and Dembski: two phonies, Opinion on the Wedge, Michael Behe: malignant metastasizing metaphors!



Phillip filed fallacious fancies
First to fund a fight,
A tall transparent Trojan trick,
Untruthful tale but tight;
With wedging willful wily words
He weaseled, waxed and wanked
And buoyed by blessed bloated berks
He billed his book and banked.


Little Doc Michael,
A clot on a cycle,
Chewed on a complex pie;
He stuck in his tongue,
The mousetrap was sprung,
And science can never know why.


Hey diddle diddle
The Sun sets a riddle:
A Wells transfixed by the Moon
Who fiddled his fancies
To feed the faith
Of each uni-fixation buffoon.


Old Mother William
Wrote many a "trillion"
To fetch her dogma a meal;
Worked on a hunch
And stole a free lunch--
A books-for-the-credulous deal.