Lehigh, Lelow
Pharyngula: Ooo, that has gotta sting
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
Thought that blood worked magic'ly-hee-hee
Wrote a book to sell ID-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
Chose with science to disagree-hee-hee
Sold theo-biology-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
Thought himself a VIP-hee-hee
ID's Nobel nominee-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
He had tenure guarantee-hee-hee
Gave Lehigh a quandary-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
All his colleagues publicly-hee-hee
Shunned him irreducibly-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There's still an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
Thriving on publicity-hee-hee
Suckering Christianity-hee-hee
Poor Rich old Michael Be-hee-hee!
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
Thought that blood worked magic'ly-hee-hee
Wrote a book to sell ID-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
Chose with science to disagree-hee-hee
Sold theo-biology-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
Thought himself a VIP-hee-hee
ID's Nobel nominee-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
He had tenure guarantee-hee-hee
Gave Lehigh a quandary-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There was an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
All his colleagues publicly-hee-hee
Shunned him irreducibly-hee-hee
Poor old Michael Be-hee-hee; Tee-hee-hee.
There's still an old man named Michael Be-hee-hee
Thriving on publicity-hee-hee
Suckering Christianity-hee-hee
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Hehehe. This oneis great.
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