Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Myth Match

Pharyngula: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEE! Head exploding, call an ambulance!

When Jerry Jenkins, author of
Apocalyptic pulp,
Keeps pimping eschatology
For the gullible to gulp,
We plead ironic overload
When Jerry shrills it "myth"
And complains a Revelations show
Is weird (unlike his pith).

Before your brain explodes at how
The blind lampoon the blind...
There's sixty million suckers
Who have kissed his Left Behind.


Post a Comment

<< Home