Crusher Cranford

Pharyngula: I have a new hero

A scoffing scaramouche Scarborough
With scanty science skills
Screeched Schiavo's scandal for
Unscrupulous Schindler's shills.

Cranford crushed the crackpot critters,
Calling credulous cranks.
We credit Cranford's courage crossing
Calumnious columnist skanks.