Who put the blast in the blastoderm?

Will Darwin's nog on that blog do it
Like the embryos in grog do it?
Let's do it;
Let's all explode!

The batteries stocked in your pocket do it;
Irony-levels on Hindrocket do it;
Let's do it;
Let's all explode!

They say that thousands of toads do it,
But they're blaming the crows.
Folks on the road do it,
Leaving only their clothes.

The warm entrails of some whales do it;
And squids in dinnertime details do it;
Let's do it;
Let's all explode!