Saturday, February 23, 2008

GOTT MIT UNS

Pharyngula: Is this going to be the major creationist strategy?


Martin Luther, Christian hero,
Rated all the Jews as zero:
Work them! Out them! Purge the stain!
We're at fault for Jews not slain.

Charlie Darwin fancied finches,
Measured up their beaks in inches,
Gathered gobs of evidence...
OMG! This all makes sense!

Martin Luther gave the stinking
Nazis all his Christian thinking:
When you meet an evil Jew,
Ask: What Would Jehovah Do?

Charlie Darwin, keen observer,
Used his brain, not Christian fervor,
Found that Mother Nature works
By keeping beneficial quirks.

Adolph Hitler used his Bible,
Buoyed by Luther's lurid libel,
To support his sick solution--
Roundup, rail truck, execution.

Christian anti-science kooks
Seem ill at ease with history books.
Rather than accept the shame,
Guess which hero gets the blame?

2 Comments:

Blogger Rachael said...

These are excellent! Like a modern Twain or Swift.

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jews_and_Their_Lies

8:09 AM  

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