Wednesday, May 11, 2005

A Bone to Pick

Pharyngula: Horner fudges data—and I'm sorry, but even the small things matter

Famous Jack Horner,
Privilege pawner,
Eating payola pie,
Kept banking the checks
For fudging T. rex;
"For the press, this isn't a lie!"

Monday, May 09, 2005

Mmmm, Squid!

Pharyngula: Florid squid prose

Gigas (Dosidicus),
Migrating north from its
Home in the deep,

Causes reporters to
Paint purple prose while the
Old guy's asleep.