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Pharyngula: Godless physiology?

Gaussily-nousily,
Dr. M. Persinger
Bolts to his chimney a
Fresh copper rod,

Plugs in the Helmet of
Neurotheology,
Asks Richard Dawkins, "You
Want to meet God?"

Lucky Kentucky

Pharyngula: Flibbertigibbet Dembski

A flibbertigibbet named Bill
Screeches science as tamed by God's will.
Philosophical schlock
That he sells to the flock
Sung in Texas will sound just as shrill.