The Dissent of Ham

Pharyngula: Even Ken Ham sees through these guys

The Hamster (Kenneth) treadmills tracts
That treat beyond his ken;
He grasps the rungs of fossil facts
And foists them round again.
The stairway up to heaven's heights
Is hastening neath his feet
With every wrongous screed he writes--
Each wrung with self deceit.
He's in creation's wonder wheel
So watch how high he climbs.
Yet even spokesman Hammy's spiel
Can spin some truth sometimes:
Intelligent Design's designed
To slyly guide the naive mind.

The Mad Scientist

Pharyngula: It's out already

Biology's bellicose blogger;
Indefatigable designerist dogger;
A rep for reality
Voiced with vitality.
(To us, he's the cephalopod snogger.)

An Accident?

Pharyngula: Thump

He scoffs at the spins you concoct.
Little "accidents" happen. You're shocked?
If you sow evilution
You'll reap retribution.
The "God-Father" will not be mocked.