The Dissent of Ham
The Hamster (Kenneth) treadmills tracts
That treat beyond his ken;
He grasps the rungs of fossil facts
And foists them round again.
The stairway up to heaven's heights
Is hastening neath his feet
With every wrongous screed he writes--
Each wrung with self deceit.
He's in creation's wonder wheel
So watch how high he climbs.
Yet even spokesman Hammy's spiel
Can spin some truth sometimes:
Intelligent Design's designed
To slyly guide the naive mind.